What If... Google is evil?
I've decided to forgo infrequent long-form posts for more frequent short posts.
Here goes.
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What if Google is evil?
Their products are almost too perfect and detailed. You can use Google products to make websites for free, email, blogs, post videos, and now they have an Internet browser. They own YouTube and I wouldn't put it past them to make an offer on Facebook and Twitter. You can instantly share and edit documents with others online, make a calendar, obviously search the Internet... all of this for free! They live on through small web-based advertising and sponsored search results. And Google is a multi-billion dollar company with over 20,000 employees. Their list of acquisitions is over 50, and their list of products and services is at least twice that.
Holy crap.
Their unofficial motto, according to Wikipedia, is "Don't be evil." But what if that's just a ruse to throw the rest of the world off?
Somewhere deep in the bowels of Google, is there a clandestine meeting of international power-brokers that gathers to decide the fate of the world? Yes, there is.
Google decides the fate of the world! What if the next product they make is Google Home--with pictures of inside every house in the world?!?!
What if they follow their self-censorship move into China into North Korea? Google will be working with the evilest and least fashion-sensible man in the world!!!!
Eventually, Google would be the only ones controlling the information of the world, which isn't that far off from how things are anyway. Creepy.
Tune in next time for "What If..."!!!!
2 comments:
OH MY GOODNESS! TEH HORRORZ!!!11!
bwahahaha! i love chrome :)
I'm so screwed.
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